There’s plenty of good regional pizzas! Detroit style is pretty good. Colorado style is about the only good cuisine from Colorado. Heck I’ll even say Chicago is good even thought it’s technically more of a casserole.

But fuck this melted American cheese shit.

PA is the state with all the Germans that call themselves Dutch right?

Tbf, that’s because they said they were from “Deutschland” and all the English settlers thought that meant “Dutch”.

I’ve meet African immigrants who say it’s a thing in North West Africa.

PB&J is fine.

My friend was shocked when he visited me in WV and we had, yah know, stuff to do.

Central PA seems like the only activity is drinking.

Hot take: a lot of British cuisine is fine if you take the perspective that it’s food for people who live on a cold, rainy island. Sheppard’s pie, totally solid comfort food for some potato farmer who spent all day out in a foggy field.

Amerikkkan food though… like even as poverty food Wtf?

I do love this one

We don’t know for sure but it was likely a wrist mounted compass which were popular in the Red Army.

I used to live on West Virginia, and I have to say, central PA makes WV look practically cosmopolitan. The town I was in had a good pizza place, a decent small brewery, and a mid coffee shop. I camped in central PA once and the town had one store, a gas station/liquor/“pizza” place. Also the people seemed even Chudier.

Idk, Italian sure do seem to like driving dangerously

Honestly I’m baffled at how Italians tend to be so much more fit than Amerikkkans when their cuisine is carbs on carbs with some carbs on the side.

He’s just like me! I often get stoned and eat my roommate food, but then I feel guilty and go buy them more the next morning.

This guy’s face is iconic

What-ah you doin to mee? Whatah da chargaahh? Having a spaghetti? Aye fine-ah spaghetti?

I could probably code something to do this and I know like a community college course I took four years ago amount of python.

CaliPORNia

I mean yeah, it is the epicenter of the porn industry.

I’m not here to make friends!

Well you’ll have plenty of time to work on it more in the

This is after a bunch of CHUDs freaked over a squirrel being euthanized cuz some weirdo was running a redneck animal rescue without a license.

Are you sure you’ve purged yourself of all liberalism comrade?