It’s weird no one has mentioned, but never wear a condom.

Caretaker for my father. Lots of poop.

Also still paying my dues to the electrical union. That was a dirty AF job. Miss it a bunch, tho.

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Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.

Yes, just like if Trump raped someone, he would lose my vote.

Oh my bad, did I just “whataboutism?”

Lower back went out

I have a graphics degree that I never use. But I know damn well that graphics advancements are not smoke and mirrors. The endgame has been the same for decades. All of the new graphic features existed for a long time in movies/TV. Now, we are finally getting those features to render in real time. It’s so damn amazing.

I game on a 65" OLED from about 2 feet away. So yeah, there is a difference when one cranks the settings.

But then again, I’m apparently crazy because I’m a cloud gamer. But having the equivalence of a $3,000 PC for $16/month using a $700 laptop is a no brainer. And people saying the picture and lag is terrible is simply not true.

With that said, I’m happy that it doesn’t matter to you. Because that saves you from having the need to have cutting edge equipment.

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Someone needs to do a Google search.

My three haven’t gotten the memo, I guess.

Flipside: sawl a tween girl struggling like a mfer maneuvering a full grocery cart. I told her dad I should’ve had kids.

He/she already tried.

Headshots in video games.

I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

Dignity

It posts like this that motivate me to read all of the comments on the hexbear posts. Straight entertainment

Got no choice. My dad has developed dementia, and I refuse to put him in a home until he is completely mindless.

I’m scared only because my health benefits ran out two months ago. But don’t worry pops, I got you.

I trust reddit posts too.

Wanna redo my kitchen for $15k? I’ll hire you right now, and pay half up front.

Both of you stfu