I grew up in Southern California, USA and I remember this shit in elementary school, I think.

Oh no.

It’s Creamsicle! Grr!

Oh boy a whale movie!

Cool!

Hello.

It tastes like squids.

Last night I put a chop stick in my mouth and said “Look at me I’m a narwhal” and my friend said I was being “kind of racist.”

I wrote a song!

🎶 The hip bone is connected to the whale bone 🎶
And the whale bone is connected to the—whale bone
And the whale bone is connected to the—other bone
And that’s all the parts of a whale!

Is míol mór mé!

Yay!

My frend left me outside in her backpack all night. I was afraid some scary weird person who smells like styrofoam would hurt me!

I was mad at her but then she got really sad and that made me sad. So now I’m sad.

Yeah!

Nesmeterakhem belonged to a family of priests who staffed the temple; due to the Christianization of Egypt, it is possible that belief in the old Egyptian gods by Nesmeterakhem’s time did not extend far beyond his own immediate family. Shortly after the 394 inscription was made, it is likely that there was no longer anyone alive who could read the hieroglyphs.

;_;

She said “OK”! Yay!

I learned that LUBRIDERM is a brand developed by dermatologists. The ingredients in LUBRIDERM Advanced Therapy Lotion are water, glycerin, mineral oil, cetyl alcohol, sorbitol, caprylic/capric triglyceride, emulsifying wax, palmitic acid, phenoxyethanol, stearic acid, cetearyl alcohol, lecithin,

oww my head hurts

I found out I’m a sperm whale, which means I have teeth, not baleen, and instead of krill and plankton, I eat squids! Yay!

My friend is being sad and I’m stuck in her backpack but I’m having fun! I’m reading the back of this face wash stuff bottle!

Yay!

She doesn’t like being told that because she’s sad and doesn’t believe in herself.