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Owls have tiny brains because their eyes take up so much space.
To be honest, I forgot
You landing on your feet? Pffft
Be like me, land on someone else’s feet
IP Infringement
I like the part where she
Imagine just someone name Mario and he’s get Nintendo message to bring him to court.
That pink cotton in the walls tastes so good
I like to think that the way a word/name is pronounced is whichever way is funniest to say at the time
I think thats good? The Fool is a pretty good card to have in the center i think…
Obligatory “there are no ‘good’ or ‘bad’ cards, every card has it’s own interpretation that can have both positive and negative aspects to it”
Cats like people who are calm and still, especially when first meeting them. It makes them feel safe with you.
Do worms even have the hormones/brain chemistry to experience love in the same way humans do?
Come to think of it, worms aren’t really social animals and they don’t seek companionship as far as I’m aware, so The question you should be asking me isn’t “Would you still love me if I was a worm”, but “Would I still love you if I was a worm”
Argonian is the canon race for every elder scrolls game as long as im the one picking the race.
My dnd character explaining what happened last session to the players that weren’t there: “I acquired this gun without having to pay any gold, and now that I have it, I can acquire other things without having to pay gold.”
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY.
A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE
A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY
JOURNEY TO MOUNT KILLKREATH
AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT
Yeah, they just hate me were asleep and woke up to greet me when I began cooking dinner