Alternatively you get the funky song that decides to have some weird change up for the last 10-20 seconds which you suffer through on every repeat.

Myne needs no special bloodline! Just near death merging of personalities and Ferdinand accidentally doing the magical equivalent of sex with minors.

So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?

I like to imagine that’s just a REALLY good mountain goat. Like “pfft! No more ground? I’ll just climb up these water vapor crystals into the sky.”

That was so silly and fun!

“Fuck you! You wasted a year of my Time!”

Congratulations my child on your unelightenment.

No that isnt the army, just A LOT of health and officers who take their job seriously

Other fantasy doesn’t always do that, treating each more as its own race. I’ve seen male succubi and female incubi. It’s kinda hilarious.

I spent way too long thinking this was a shitpost ablut fucking up a tie knot.

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

The people who would deny genders would totally deny all the crazy extra dimensions.

You think that’s impressive? Look over here https://youtu.be/fhmeYoJZeOw?si=dWDTpYUrv0ccu5VK

I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.

But would they let the Bard lay the dragon?

One friend said that he would occasionally forget it’s weighted when trying to move it, then completely wrench his arm out as he attempts to make the bed

Classic Sonic https://youtu.be/rYydtU2G_eY?si=8cQ5M1jGdt7MuR_R

They also had that in Fc4. If you don’t run away, eventually the dictator comes back and takes you to spread your mother’s ashes, and later takes your on a helicopter tour to shoot guns and stuff. Credits roll.

Weirdly this makes more sense as Tony than the above.

Bionicle lore is how many Hawaiian sounding made up names can we come up with? We’re gonna be pumping out these toy models. When kids got the set, we’re rebooting and making new villains and heroes for a new generation! And let’s just keep repeating this process for several years.