No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

I agree with Lilly.

I think I’m having a stroke.

Remember Sega’s old racing game Daytona near the 2000’s

TIME EXTENSION!

Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.

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99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

Like… Sexually?

You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

Tensegrity, tensional integrity or floating compression is a structural principle based on a system of isolated components under compression inside a network of continuous tension.

The bottles are in compression, while the tensors are providing… You guessed it, tension.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.