I wish I could illegally download a house and groceries
I wish I could illegally download a house and groceries
Officer #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the phone, tweets!
Officer #2: [handing out phones] One out of two gets a phone.
Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the phone gets killed, the one who is following picks up the phone and tweets!
Comrade Mao was a librarian. Coincidence? I don’t think so