Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Assholes and elbows

Candace? — More like Can’tdace, amirite?

“Two weeks…” <ad infinitum>

Grab ‘em by the pursey… and when you’re a big star, The $upreme Court will usher you to it.

¿Por que no los dos?

More like we are all living in a vacuum, and Elon sucks

A little bit “Syndrome” from The Incredibles, too

”WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER DROPS THE NUKES ON YOU???!!!”

To this day he still hasn’t figured out the square block doesn’t fit in the triangle hole.

And where are his pointy C-cup man-boobs??

HGH gunt

Kim Jong-Musk beating the drum, undermining democracy wherever he can

“Where I go one, I go all…”

—QAaron Rodgers

Too late

…and CNN now, as well. They are a wolf in sheep’s clothing, bought by conservative billionaires in 2022.

He’d love to

“News” organization integrity since 1974 📉💥🔥🔥

The fake Army Ranger cosplaying again

“…8 year olds, Dude”