TIMESPLITTERS

OP is smrtr because he useded one bishop to get checkedate

Max Midtanks be like:

Chronic onliner and unhinged ERPer wants the half-naked person in the painting to be a minor, more news at 11.

My man. V’s songs are permanently etched into my brain.

The “I still have 3 more years, I can wait on everything I promised” look

“Pick up that can”

Pretend to be a babe to get the babes

Woah, woah, woah. Two pokemon is excessive

“You’re going to die from stress” Yeah, no shit, after swabbing my canker sore-ridden cheek bite marks.

Stephen King taught me that cracking eggs is skilled labor for homeless alcoholic vampire-slaying priests

Why isn’t he boldly smiling in this one

Overused, rebbit’s cup spilleth over

Knowing my conure, I’m sure that these guys could’ve been wonderful companion pets :(

Media and techsimps praise a bundle of code that can spew garbage with a dash of plagiarism. Ted from my college comp class does the same, but all he got was a failing grade.

Obligatory ATHF: “See this? This line here? Line of death. Cross it and your freedoms no longer exist.”

*zon got to the point where they heavily counteract the refund game. They hardly check for items that are <$50, but, beyond that, there’s an increased amount of effort to make sure that they can punish the customer. If there are enough returned items laying around that it becomes an issue from a common account, they’ll actually look back over years to see the total value and if they shouldmake an example out of the person. That was a bit more common regarding high-priced tech items.

“See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; he holds us all within his mind.”

New Berserk chapter looking good

Big ol’ cascade effect. Even back in late 2015, they made an update to old-gen release consoles (PS3, 360) that prevented users from loading directly into Online upon booting up the game. If you chose that option; endless load loop and an eventual crash. From that point on until forever, you had to load singleplayer and use the shoddy interface to select an Online game for your multiplayer character.

They have a history of ruining Online with every update. I can only imagine all of the problems that accumulated since then, if it is even playable at all on those consoles.