My wife and i got 3-4 missions into this game. It plays so well, but why make a couples game about divorce?? Lol

We will never finish it. As confident as she is and as good as we are, willingly doing anything specifically around divorce is a no go. It should totally have just been about saving the girl.

Way, way back there was an ARPG called Dark Blade or something like that. It was on PC about 1999. I forget the actual name of the game, but I remember the sound goblins made when you killed them.

They squealed like pigs. You could cast spells thru buildings, so if there was a house full of goblins you could fireball the house and they all just squealed. It was not a pleasant experience.