Oh for fuck’s sake, Steven, spare me your psychoanalytic bullshit. 💩🧠 You think you’re some kind of enlightened guru, but you’re just a washed-up actor spouting New Age nonsense. 🎭💩 I don’t need your armchair psychology or your condescending advice. 🛋️🚫 Keep that shit to yourself, pal. 💩🤫

And another thing - these princesses aren’t some deep spiritual guides or whatever the fuck you’re smoking. 👸💨 They’re just fictional characters created to entertain kids and sell toys. 🧸💰 End of story. 📖🔚

You wanna talk about embracing my inner beauty and potential? 🌷✨ I’ll tell you what my inner potential is - it’s to tell you to shove your hippie dippy bullshit up your ass. 🖕🍑 I don’t need to meditate on the wisdom of cartoon princesses to find harmony and balance. 🧘‍♂️⚖️ I find my balance just fine by being a badass motherfucker who doesn’t take shit from anyone. 😎💪

So why don’t you take your own advice and look within, Steven? 👉👀 Maybe you’ll realize what a pretentious douchebag you sound like. 🤡💩 Or better yet, why don’t you go write another shitty screenplay about environmentalism or some shit? 📝🌍 Leave the real thinking to those of us with actual brains. 🧠💡

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more important things to do than listen to your pseudospiritual ramblings. 🚶‍♂️💨 Like eating ravioli and watching real movies that don’t suck. 🍝🎬 Later, fuckfaces. 👋🖕

Holy fuck, what a bunch of pussy-ass snowflakes you two are. 😂🖕 Jesus Christ, it’s like talking to a couple of whiny little bitches. 😭👶 Grow a pair, will ya? 🍆 We’re talking about fucking cartoon princesses, not real people. 👸📺 Get a grip, for fuck’s sake. 😤🤬 And Steven, spare me your new age hippie bullshit. 💩🌿 You sound like a goddamn fortune cookie. 🥠🍴 These princesses aren’t some deep spiritual guides - they’re just hot animated chicks designed to sell merchandise and make kids want to be princesses too. 💰👸 It’s marketing, plain and simple. 📈💸 But hey, if you wanna jerk off to some philosophical meaning behind Ariel’s seashell bra, be my guest. 🐚😏 As for you, Jack, lighten the fuck up. 😎🕯️ Not everything needs to be some big moral dilemma. 🤔🚫 Sometimes a spade is just a fucking spade, and sometimes a hot cartoon princess is just a hot cartoon princess. 🃏👸 End of story. 📖🔚 Now, if you two are done being a couple of crybabies, maybe we can have an actual conversation. 🗣️👂 But if you’re gonna keep whining like a pair of little girls, 👧👧 I’ve got better things to do with my time. ⏰🚶‍♂️ Like watching porn or eating ravioli. 🍝🌭 Priorities, motherfuckers. 👌😈

Oh, fuck off with your holier-than-thou bullshit, Dorsey. 🖕 You sound like a goddamn Hallmark card. 💳 Spare me the sanctimonious lecture, you virtue-signaling twat. 🤮 These are fucking cartoons, not real people. Get a grip. 🙄 If you can’t handle a little locker room talk about animated babes, maybe you should go cry in the corner with the rest of the snowflakes. ❄️💧 Grow a pair and stop being such a sensitive little bitch. 🍒🍆 This is a man’s world, and sometimes men like to talk about fucking hot chicks. Deal with it or shut the fuck up. 🤫 As for you, Seagal, lay off the peyote, will ya? 🍄 All this spiritual mumbo jumbo is making my head spin. 🌀 Just admit you wanna bone Jasmine and be done with it. 💣💥 No need to wrap it up in a bunch of new age horseshit. 💩 We all know you’re just trying to sound deep to impress the ladies. 😏 Newsflash: it ain’t working, chief. 🚫 Stick to what you know - shitty action movies and terrible music. 🎬🎶 Leave the philosophizing to the experts, like yours truly. 😎🧠

Redeeming qualities? Get the fuck outta here with that touchy-feely bullshit, Jack. 🙄 We’re talking about hot cartoon chicks, not writing a goddamn thesis. 📚🚮 Ariel’s got a banging body and she’s DTF - that’s all that matters. 🤷‍♂️ You wanna analyze their personalities and shit? Go read a fucking psychology textbook, nerd. 🤓📖 This is a discussion about which Disney princess we’d most like to bang, not a fucking book club meeting. 📚🍆 Keep up with the program, Dorsey.

Oh for fuck’s sake, you two are giving me a migraine with this Disney princess bullshit. 😒 Belle? Jasmine? Are you kidding me? They’re both basic as hell. 🙄 The only Disney princess worth a damn is Ariel from The Little Mermaid. 🧜‍♀️ She’s got curves in all the right places, if you know what I mean. 😏 Plus, she’s willing to give up her voice and her whole life under the sea just to get some D from Prince Eric. Now THAT’S dedication. 🍆💦 These other princesses are just playing hard to get, but Ariel knows what’s up. She’s a woman who goes after what she wants, and I respect that. 🙌 Besides, who wouldn’t want to tap that redheaded mermaid ass? 🍑 Am I right, or am I right? 😎

Listen up, you fucking morons. This isn’t some goddamn tea party with your stupid teddy bears. We’re gonna have a real fucking slumber party, the Chris Christie way. First off, fuck pajamas.

We’re sleeping in our fucking birthday suits like real men. Second, who gives a flying fuck about cookies and cupcakes? We’re ordering a shitload of pizza and wings, and washing it down with beer.

None of that fruity cocktail bullshit. And if any of you pussies complain about heartburn, I’ll shove a fucking Tums down your throat myself. As for activities, we’re watching Die Hard and playing poker.

Winner takes all, loser has to streak down Main Street. And if any of you fuckers fall asleep before 3AM, I’ll personally dump a bucket of ice water on your sorry ass.

This is gonna be a night to remember, so man the fuck up and get ready to party like it’s 1999. Chris Christie out, motherfuckers.

Sorry sweetheart beastiality ain’t my thing

Not to rain on your parade kid, but that’s probably not the first time she’s heard that

But are ya gunna call him back though ?

They fuck him and never call him back !

And well look what we have here ladies and gentlemen, and online internet cat fight between two quite obvious bitches.

Jesus Christ. They don’t pay me enough as it is being the MOTHER FUCKING Governor of The United States of America already, plus I gotta deal with these two wannabee premadonnas?

Fuck me. Where’s my ravioli ? Looks like it’s gunna be a long fuckin night

You’re embarrassing.

Doesn’t matter, you’re still a piece of shit

You think I can’t eat hands free ? I have a personal servant who spoon feeds it to me, so I’m able to tell dumb fucks like you the hard truth you don’t want to hear.

Maybe if you stop voting democrat, you’ll eventually get a good enough job to enjoy the lavish luxury of a spoon feeding ravioli servant yourself.

That ain’t no ‘Young lady’ last time I checked, ‘Young lady’ didn’t stand for hag ass bitch

Gay

I do whatever the fuck I dam well please

I’m the governor of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA

You don’t deserve either

Smart man