Always nice to see a Beltie.

There’s the classic (which also has the benefit of being low effort):

Def misread this as their British trolls, a misinterpretation I fully support.

Oh, I say! That’s a bit rich!

Labour whistleblower reveals party members are determined not to allow the Tories to have a monopoly on being the nasty party. “Why should they have all the fun?” one is quoted as saying. Film at eleven.

Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

But if we’re just making stuff up then the world is madness 🤷‍♂️

I’ve got news for you, bub.

Ah yes, following the rules in a fight… famously well-behaved Scots women.

As Mad Jock MacAdder once described the old highland way of women fighting: “bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby!”

no fire alarm system was installed in the building because experts had considered it not necessary

“And was the fire station insured?”

“Not against fire. What would be the point?”

Dammit!

Rookie numbers. I got four.

D

Yeah, completely real. I work for the civil service at the Department of Mine Craft and was there in the office when they all came in (LAN game because of PM security, etc.). Fuck knows what the point of it was, ‘gettin’ in wid da kids’ probably.

Best moment was probably Liz Truss t-bagging Farage. Truss didn’t make the video, of course, 'cos her avatar was just a lettuce.

those Scots sure a contentious bunch.

You just made an enemy for life!

Not a proper fishcake, grumble grumble.

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

If it’s a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.

Do you think if the electoral college was banned that criminals would give up theirs? Wake up, the only thing that stops a bad guy with an electoral college is a good guy with an electoral college!

“I have made this longer than usual because I have not had time to make it shorter.” - Blaise Pascal (Probably)

I’m more worried about the fact that she has no face but only a silhouette of inky darkness.