Big Book hates him!

Twins!

UK should be in twice there. Londoners on the tube during evening rush hour are extremely comfortable with silence.

I’m well jell. I want to slam someone too, it seems to be all the rage.

I see your Rome and raise you Coke

I hope the three girls organise their own thanksgiving dinner and invite their mom.

Probably because Troy was to the east of Greece.

I know, I know. Shouldn’t be allowed.

Can’t say I’m surprised, I’ve always felt there was something slightly unpleasant about him.

The joke’s way older than your post. I saw the OP Europe version over a year ago.

Edit: here

I did think about correcting the headline to: World War 1 Hand Grenade Mistaken For Potato Found In Chinese Crisps Factory.

“I have just one more question, if that’s ok with you, sir?”

I want a ‘burrito’ now.

Come to think of it I wouldn’t be unhappy with a burrito either.

Huh, you’re absolutely right. Wonder why I thought it was an Acaster thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7Gryt-rcc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Seasons_Total_Landscaping_press_conference

If I’ve learned anything from the interweb it’s that having a big, public hissy-fit about something definitely makes everyone stop talking about it.

Same. I read it as:

   Dad of [missing Hawaiian woman found dead in LA]

not

   Dad [of missing Hawaiian woman] found dead in LA

Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.

James Acaster, I think?

So that’s how God did it, huh?