If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

I’d do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo’s whole sad fucking life.

Remember, it’s not any being anti LGBTQ+, that would be terrible. It’s about catching TOP SECRET BUT SOMEHOW COMPLETELY PUBLIC PORNOGRAPHY…

…It just happens to always involve any LGBTQ+ books and anything that discusses that sexy sexy Holocaust.

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.

Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

Thank god.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

I’ll get to work on my coffin!

Of course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.