Yeah I was looking at the 8 and am thinking I’d best leave it alone. I genuinely don’t know what to get if this phone kicks the bucket. I don’t really dig iOS and I’ve never had luck with brands like Samsung beyond a couple of years; seems like they slow down dramatically as was the case with my S9.

What is that; the bit that turns the screen off when it’s against your ear?

Still have my 5; still as good as the day I got it.

Oh thank God, I thought they were components pushing into the OLED pa- wait a second.