Joe thought he was in Comet Ping Pong’s basement

Damn, imagine dying at 19 years old cause the biggest military in the world couldn’t be arsed to spend part of its enormous budget to maintain critical equipment

Couldn’t be me

It’s time for Levantine Guaido (and hopefully will go just as well)

Yeah aren’t they a pretty big Washington lobbying group? What are we talking about here?

Also, everyone knows laws come to us fully formed, inscribed on stone tablets from the top of a mountain

Cool roleplay

We do love right wing infighting, dont we folks?

Man, rest in peace, tech bros really did create the Torment Nexus in the end

I’m feeling fire and grilling better

What I’ve seen from the outside was that Josh Shapiro was the most likely pick…

I mean American children get slaughtered regularly by mass shooters and the lizards in government don’t seem to care either

Their mass deportations, our immigration reform

For some reason I read that as wii poster, as in the Nintendo console

If Palestinians want their freedom they can fight for it

Al aqsa flood happens

Not like that, terrorist!

I thought about them while Milton was happening, guess they were too far inland to suffer any consequences…

I may not be Johnny Knoxville… But I ate shit, on live TV

I mostly walk everywhere and don’t carry a knife, I need to starting upping my game

When I think about it, I dream of a world where that shoe hit that motherfucker right in the face

It wouldn’t make the torture that journalist was subjected too worth it, mind you, but at least Bush would have been forever the US president who got smacked by a flying shoe

10 9/11s higher? Don’t threaten me with a good time