When I was 14 I could probably tell you every player from every team, every shirt sponsor. These days, even as a premier league ST holder, I probably couldn’t name a single player from, say, Burnley. I have no idea who sponsors Nottingham Forest. Couldn’t tell you what colour Man City’s away kit is.

I blame it on the fact that as a 40-something I don’t have time for Panini stickerbooks.

Corrupt in favour of who, or what?