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  • Reman Cyrodiil (the founder of the Second Empire) was conceived when his father, King Hrol, fucked a literal hill containing the spirit of St Alessia, the founder of the First Empire. Hrol died after ejaculating, as did all of the witnesses, with the exception of one who managed to write “AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK” on a rock before dying. 9 months later Reman appeared on top of the hill with the CHIM EL ADABAL (a giant soul stone that makes the centre of the Amulet of Kings) embedded in his skull.