Woher soll man wissen von was du redest, wenn du nicht mal die technischen Fachbegriffe wie z.B. “Ficksahne” verwendest?

Ich musste immer verdammt viel Strafe nachbezahlen weil ich die ausgeliehenen Porno DVDs nicht zurückgespult habe.

Habe mir dann extra einen DVD-zurückspuler gekauft.

We use paper ballots in Germany as well. It’s a good method to keep elections transparent - paper ballots can theoretically be counted and evaluated by anyone.

Voting machines are a black box that you have to trust the manufacturer presents accurate results.

Rumpsteaks sind ab sofort Fingerfood

This video was initially released about the same time as the not so unrelated 1989 Belgian techno anthem “Pump up the jam” by Technotronic.

“Pump up the jam” is an anagram of “jam up the pump”

Thanks. I mean, its not your fault, you just used the original title.

Wth happened to putting the game’s title, “The Day Before”, in quotes?

This isn’t even loss 😡

Definitiv gehe ich in der Mittagspause nicht auf die Toilette. Ich Kacke während der Arbeitszeit.

I wouldnt know

That response doesn’t answer the question, though. Do the yell “Arrrr” or “Yo ho ho” when pirating photoshop?

I don’t pirate Photoshop, but when pirating other things i exclusively yell “Yarrr!”

maybe next week.

Wir brauchen ja auch keine Magnetschwebebahn wenn wir Flugtaxis haben

I’m hard, argue with me

N’gude ist hessisch, nicht boarisch

Sie: “Komm vorbei, meine Eltern sind nicht zuhause”

Ich: “Keine Zeit, muss lernen”

Sie: “Willst du in meine Keksdose fassen?”

Ich:

The chrome doesn’t work well with the papaya. This looks horrible.

The fact that people being assholes with their real names on Facebook tells me, anonymity has nothing to do with it.

I think having TNT just lying around could cause issues in the future.

Fabricated and homosexual.