I heard leopards are getting obese on eating so many faces

When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I’m sure most Americans will believe it.

Too fragile for my tastes

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

I think the boot lickers will change their minds when it starts to affect them.

It’s Disney-Marvel.

They can’t make movies that are worth watching.

FYI During the making of CA:BNW, they had reshoots of reshoots. Macky himself flipped out over shooting without a script.

This movie is gonna suck. Expect it

There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don’t get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

No. This idea has worked in other places.

Think of it as a genital strike.

for those who didn’t see the show, the goal of the game is you have to trace the outline without breaking the cookie.

It’s more like: wut! I gotta get off my couch and what in line. Fuck that. It can’t be that bad.

Oh it’s going to be bad now but don’t worry about voting again. He said so. You can stay on your couch and never vote again…even if you really want to.

If someone can unlock your phone when you are unconscious or dead, it’s only identification. Not authentication

The difference is that Elon does things that benefit HIM

Notepad++ handles this gracefully

It offers to relaunch itself elevated without losing what you just edited.

Written French is slow (needs more words )

Spoken French IS faster

It not loyalty. It’s how bad they want to be able to go hurt and kill people they hate just because they are black or Asian. The incredible racial hatred is crazy.

They think once Trump is president again, it’s going to be a free for all WHITE racists

This guy helped a lot of people from coming off stupid

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

His head? I know! Ew

Meanwhile, plenty of Middle aged men waking me up early in the morning warming up their f’n noise maker.

Considering Ottawa sends money (2B$+) for healthcare and it goes nowhere, it’s the next logical step.

If this fails, pay NGOs to do it and make sure it’s on TV to embarrass the levels of government shirking their responsibilities.

Yes. All 1%ers have no income to tax.

The own billions, and pay nothing!