For a start, you don’t make tea in a kettle, you boil the water in that, then either pour into a mug or a teapot

This should’ve been its own post

It’s 2024

Ah, didn’t realise the UK was gargling Elon’s cock too. Dunno where you got the idea that Tesla has the infrastructure in other countries though

What? I still sound like this after 5 gin and tonics

FYI ignore this info

It’s utterly wrong in every country except one

The Model Y is prettier

Fuck off 😂

Not to mention the charging infrastructure in place

Oh my fucking god, have you ever even left the US? 😂 The charging infrastructure in France is geared towards universal charging, not towards wanking off one billionaire

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

Same, I’ve had that Hotmail account for almost 25 years, I’m not sorting that out 😂

They’re great for account emails

They’re metres and centimetres, but your point is still moot due to our prescribed 3000ft Munros

I’ve never seen police beating anyone

Why is that?

Oh yes, I don’t live in a third world shitehole

Yanks trying to make up compound insults is, and apologies for using the word, cringe as fuck

Found some spoonerisms for folk that don’t know what it is -

Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (while giving a toast at a dinner, which Queen Victoria was also attending)[15]

“Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?” (as opposed to “customary to kiss”)[15]

“The Lord is a shoving leopard.” (instead of “a loving shepherd”)[15]

“A blushing crow.” (“crushing blow”)[15]

“A well-boiled icicle” (“well-oiled bicycle”)[15]

“You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle.” (“lighting a fire”)[15]

“Is the bean dizzy?” (“Dean busy”)[15]

“Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet.” (“Someone is occupying my pew. Please show me to another seat.”)[15]

“You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain.” (“You have missed all my history lectures. You have wasted a whole term. Please leave Oxford on the next down train.”)[15]

A joint of lamb is a special occasion dish, but I think the statistics are skewed by the massive number of drunkenly-consumed kebabs

Wonder how long they were using chopsticks for their soup before they angrily invented the spoon

Ah yes, our 1st amendment rights on the world wide web 🙄

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This is already how motorways work in France. But at least there’s always a non-payment option for those that need it, you can just use the sliwer non-motorway roads

The pepperoni roll bears a resemblance to the pasty and sausage roll,

“Bears a resemblance” carrying a lot of weight there

Imagine what you could do with 850 billion

Americans - “Best I can do is try to negatively affect the lives of every human being and animal on earth”