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I know my value, too. So when I leave my retail job, I KNOW the company is going to give me a gazillion dollars because of the value I brought to it…I steal your /s and cry into it like a pillow

Get out. We don’t use that kind of talk in our house.

What’s a bureau? Am American and don’t speak foreign. Also, is “vehicles” just the same for all transportation? Like, could I get my space ship learner’s permit…you know what, never mind. Too much work.

Bravo.

I up arrowed your comment but I disagree a little. You couldn’t reach a capitalist apex like Bezos et al without that kind of ruthless drive. However…I would like to think you and I “could” build a modest empire that treated everyone well and the employees felt valued and validated. And the products were something to be proud of. Good service but not at the expense of shaming. Look at, say, Trader Joes up until a couple of years ago or Patagonia. (Side bar: notice how there was a sudden uptick in unionizing at TJs in the last few years at the same time there is explosive growth in stores? Hmm?)

I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

You deserve your fate. And my blue arrow.

This one kind of annoys me. It turns out NP is really a thing for its time, unlike Blazing Saddles or Airplane. I would use sound clips from NP during my early streams if they fit the context. Now? The references are too dated in that they point to a culture that just doesn’t exist in that form anymore. The setting, sure, but the vocabulary and the inside jokes sail over most people’s heads these days. Which I think kinda sucks because Napoleon Dynamite is a great slow low budget quiet comedy about nothing interesting.

…damn it. You win the entire thread.

sips my cocoa and says absolutely nothing

Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?

That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it’s kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.

It’s bullshit. *nonchalantly and no situational awareness, tosses a water bottle in a random direction. **random offscreen voice “Ow! Hey!”

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

No, its a gumball machine. A dispenser. So it can dispense anything such as bird seeds for the ducks. Put in a coin and out comes bird feed AND a gumball. The gumball is for you.

This is not appropriate. It is breakfast food. You don’t eat breakfast food for dinner unless you are a savage. /signed, savage

Huh. TIL. I always read that word as ‘ropist’. My brother is one. Will talk for hours about sailing knots. Not joking, hours. Has different ropes at. the. ready. for demonstration. Not cool. Though way better word choice than the correct one. I understand that much.;

I had thought this was already known. Like, I learned this in middle school. Didn’t everyone get firecrotch awareness class or at least a lesson?

I don’t get it. Like…I’m not a toddler. I need to get down low to check on those cakes. Also, I wish I had that ass.

Are you complimenting or complaining? Hard to tell.