#draftcuomo

If Joe Biden did this shit I’d vote for him

BRO IS DYINGGGG

Bro is hoarse and coughing…

heat domme

Fired in

Quad-monitor goon cave Corbyn or McDonald’s bathroom xhamster in phone browser Starmer? The choice is yours, Britons

They do make it pretty hard to do so, but I think the oobe\bypassnro trick still works

if I were him you would not catch my ass in any country with a US extradition treaty

I don’t think there’s anywhere I can do that (apartment building). But I’m gonna find an electronics disposal/recycling and/or household hazardous waste disposal place to take it to soon

ya perishable and rental jokers are sneakily very debilitating, the former in that there’s a chance your run-winning joker craps out on you in five rounds, the latter absolutely demolishes early game econ. it really does feel like you need to just restart until you get a decent joker to escape early game hell and hope you can find something in time before faster ante scaling from purple stake destroys you

Trying to gold stake a few more decks in Balatro, at 4 or five out of 15 so far? Shit’s hard

Also running back another Dark Souls 1 enemy/item randomizer after just finishing one. There’s a lot of fun to be had retreading a game you know well with so much stuff shifted around, especially one like DS1 where the first half is so intricately designed. It’s basically a metroidvania with how you’re trying to open new areas. Otoh there can be really annoying enemy placements - Darkwraiths my detested >:(

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more rizzless individual

it’s still kinda worth it when it makes him lose and you get the

Local festival had people doing Rush covers last night, now it’s Coolio and Outkast. Any guesses for tomorrow night?

I could talk vaguely about allowing for more infrastructure development by cutting planning red tape but I don’t

“I could actually answer your question, but I won’t”

It’s not hard. “Even if you don’t need new housing, building more housing means more economic activity that funds the government through already existing taxes to do things like hire dentists.”

I’d feel some sympathy if this guy’s only option was to explain Modern Monetary Theory to someone who’s probably been indoctrinated by years of “the govt budget is just like a big household budget” rhetoric, but this is easy street.

:yea:

sure is a good thing we’re in the nice green “progress” part of the timeline instead of the scary red or yellow parts. everything is a-ok

Bro really did “Merriam Webster defines “UwU” as—”

Instacum pill. Present myself as an eccentric inventor-chemist to get investor backing using a portion of the pills to prove my claims. Reap tons of VC funding for an industry-disrupting invention. Use some of that funding to try to reverse engineer the pill via mass spectrometry and all that. If it works, great! I now have a big business with which to fund global communism. If not, I can probably still vibe by saying the formula has unexpected side effects and shut things down. even if the company goes bankrupt I’d still have whatever I paid myself as a salary. Worst case scenario I could fuck off to a country that won’t extradite me

Basically Theranosmaxxing