The lights are fun when you’re drunk.

Refusing to peacefully transfer power would be the end of democracy.

Yes, like a mail in vote that arrived on election day. It wouldn’t be included in today’s “early voting” numbers, but it would have been included in the total number of mail in votes in 2020 that I’m comparing it too. But don’t expect a big change.

The 2020 numbers might be deceiving and impossible to compare to. Mail in voting was heavily expanded, which skewed Democrat, so early voting results in 2020 skewed Democrat. Then election day skewed more Republican than normal too. It’s not going to follow that exact pattern again.

Looks like the 2020 ticks are including mail in voting in 2020, which was heavily expanded during the pandemic. Places like North Carolina and Texas have immediately gone back to restricting absentee ballots. So yes there are less early votes, because they’ve gone back to restricting mail ballots.

Here I see there were just over 1 million votes by mail in North Carolina in 2020. Here I see that there were about 240,000 votes by mail in North Carolina through the 2nd. You could probably find a more up to date number, but you get the idea.

“Your honor I knew he had a nut allergy not a legume allergy.” I’d love to see someone try that in court.

So if I see one parked, I’m hearing I should go hop up and down on the hitch and then run away.

It’s more projection. Trump needs to win so he can stay out of jail. Probably the only reason he’s running at all.

I’m almost certainly going to win. 144.5 vs. 86.6 (115.8 projected total). He would need Cade Otten and Kareem Hunt to combine for 60.

They might be waiting for an official team statement or something. We’ll likely know more tomorrow.

Hanging chads were a tiny blip on the radar in the general story of the 2000 election. Trump’s had 100 scandals more noteworthy than hanging chads.

It’s a high visibility jacket. High visibility stuff messes up photographs.

The killing process on Windows used to work better. Since about Windows 8 it’s not been quite the same.

The fact that someone as lame as you is offended is what makes the joke sorta funny. You’re literally the fun police right now.

Yeah definitely what happened.

Most people use twitter on their phone. I tend to assume everyone on twitter is on a phone. The vertical screenshots give it away.

Literally every team is a football related pun. That’s why it’s my team name. I couldn’t think of a good pun on draft day, so I used that as a placeholder and I left it.

Let people make their dumb puns. That’s what people do. It’s like WiFi router names. You’re the only one with negativity here.

How dare they make a pun!? How awful for you that must have been. You’re trolling a fantasy football post because you didn’t like a joke (which has nothing to do with my post btw). Maybe time to re-evaluate what sort of thing is worth getting upset about. Your post history doesn’t even show any interest in this sport. What are you even doing here? Did you go out of your way to find something to get upset about? Also I’ve already stated that I’m playing against this person. Yet I’m the villain here? For the crime of… using their name?

Do you think I should report this person to ESPN for their offensive pun?

I’m more surprised that he took the time to use an accent mark. Either a copy-paste to make sure he got it right, or lots of extra time changing his keyboard back and forth.

I’m on the right. Projected a loss by 1.7 points. I’m loaded at RB but the injury to Mike Evans is keeping me from full strength. Plus I had to drop Stefon Diggs because of injury.

It’s full PPR if anyone was wondering.

Last week’s totals for these same players would have been 160.4 (KKK) vs. 146.9 (me). Though that includes -4 points from the Bengals who I picked up because my Steelers D is on a Bye.

For me it’s part of yawning. Ears pop when I yawn.

A lot of people have trouble with ears popping especially with airplanes. Hopefully you can take comfort in the stereotype of someone chewing gum to fix that problem.

Double Achilles tendinitis. That’s like a 2 year injury. That’s like getting double tennis elbow.