Gymnospermae are older than duodecuos trees, granpa. They were here first.

That’s a weird way of spelling “I cast fireball”.

Silence, furry.

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

Oh look, another propaganda piece by the commercial real estate lobby.

Photoshop

I want this on a T-shirt (Inb4 Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn)

Scroll through Minecraft parkour shorts, drift off to sleep

Check your pants, it’s there, I promise.

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

Fascists create enemies out of everyone who isn’t a fascist, then complain how they’re surrounded by enemies.

Thank you, unknown Russian animation studio, for being the progenitor of a million memes.

21/24, missed a couple of obscure characters from the Silmarillion.

Safe ❌

Sane ❌

Consensual - We do not see the reply, but I guess no.

Blasting poor BDSM practices is not kinkshaming.

Novice GMs are bad at improvisation and don’t know to prep effectively, hence the railroady nature of the games they run. If you have a GM like that, buy a copy of “The lazy DM” by Mike O’Shea for them.

On an unrelated note, I really like the saturated color palette of early color TV shows. When did we decide that the default color palette should be awash in cold blue?

The internet has ruined us all.

The OP buried the lede intentionally or unintentionally. Dude was a grade A creeper and a psycho.

I am fucking sick of junior highschool takes on complex geopolitical situations. OP thinks Hamas using civilians as human shields is a funny meme and not actual, grim reality.