Not only is it hideous, it also manages to be impractical

Truly incredible

out neonazi as secdwf

Thought that was a preferred qualifier for the defense post tbh

Seriously Joe, do it

Make her be sworn in on Jan 19th, just so she can hand it over after a day, you know how much you hate her

Wife to Vince McMahon, also known as the former WWE head, who herself served a big role within that org for decades. Vince had to step down due to being a sex pest

Also I didn’t know this

[Vince] McMahon later resigned from TKO in January 2024 after allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault. [Vince] McMahon is currently under a federal probe.

ed. changed ‘Husband’ to ‘Wife’, god I’m tired

Child predator as attorney general, man who eats roadkill and had a worm turn what was left of his brain into a block of swiss cheese as HHS head…

Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao

Deeply unserious country

Oh no, the consequences of my own actions

Trump changes his mind, appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene instead

Gaetz arrested and charged two weeks later

America’s operating plans to invade Iran being thwarted because some general couldn’t resist texting his 1 night stand about them to try and impress her

The economy* is fine!

We’re not doing genocide!**

*‘economy’ defined as not including food and the cost of housing

** We’re not carrying it out technically, we are just supplying arms for it

How didn’t we win??

Since the defense would just say, “You can’t trust a prostitute over a US representative.”

Nah, he’s from California, too much of a ‘disconnected coastal elite’ (and they just lost with Kamala)

Time for a ‘centrist’ figure from the rust belt to reach out to people, someone who sheds the ‘elitist’ imagery…like a Fetterman ticket

I thought we needed a change so I voted for Hitler

Man knows HE won’t be one of the people that is in trouble, he’s just too stupid to keep certain notions to himself

“We know she lost overwhelmingly to a man with a pecan sized brain, and we know she did not win a single primary, but we feel she should be president anyway”

Very serious political party and country

Even the comments on the site picked up on that, and all of them are dragging it over that and the ‘polyworking’ lmao

You know it’s bad when Forbes’ own subscribers are treating it like the rancid trash it is

I’m not racist, but most racist thing you’ve heard in multiple years

I have had parents ask (me) if we can assure the blood we’re giving their kid is from white people

The CIA, famously an apolitical and harmless institution

Yes, it will punch clean through solid plate armor. And as they alluded to above, knights lobbied the pope to ban crossbows from use in combat because it meant a peasant with a week’s worth of training could own a knight that had trained their whole life for combat

Something like 80% of dem voters wanted it to end at one point months ago, and dems just…didn’t care