‘A portrait of his good friend and roommate.’

Harry Potter

And yes, the permaban was worth it.

I’m struggling on where to begin explaining the cataclysmic difference between the effects on children and young people of COVID at any stage of its evolution and a human-to-human capable H5N1 strain, but it’s really really fucking different.

Absolutely unfortunately, H5N1 tends to have the highest mortality rates amongst the youngest brackets and the lowest mortality amongst the oldest brackets. But I can tell you what, if kids start dying it might be hard to stop parents from Christopher Dornering^Steven Paddock Congress.

Human beings aren’t all that special but biology is infinitely special. We have absolutely no fucking clue how consciousness works, how could we possibly hope to simulate it with a completely different mechanism?

Francis Fuckyomama

The Kanye deep dive spectacular shook a few screws loose from both of them in the best possible way.

If this counts as gossip I don’t know anything about anything

I’ve finally gotten my wife listening to it enough to start making the ‘it was a Jewish doctor’ jokes. It’s everything I had hoped it would be.

I would sooner die

I love all the anons. Qanon, Trueanon, Frantzfanon

Adam Johnson?

Bernoulli Sanders

I’m gonna need a citation on that one

My Slava 9/11 is just a week away shirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my Slava 9/11 is just a week away shirt.

How are you supposed to learn dialectical materialism without Melvillian levels of discussion about linen first?

BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING BRAT

Don’t worry, for every three million Trump voters we pick up in the suburbs we’ll only lose eighteen million Democrats in the city.

Idk, I think the Abraham Lincoln Brigade was pretty based. It makes sense to me to be so ideologically committed to a cause that you’re willing to risk your life for it even when you totally don’t have to. It’s just that the cause this guy fought and died for was evil.

Walrus is what haters who can’t grow one call the Selleck.