That one looks like one of the new pressurized ketchup taps. Saw one once at an in n out in Vegas, it’s the future of condiment technology

“the middle aisles” is a great way to phrase grocery habits

Yup. Gotta say though, it works. I’ve backed down from impulse buying a pack on several occasions because I didn’t want to drop $20 for 30s of satisfaction

Arm the homeless!

Here in Canada we’ve got trucks selling 3 tacos for like $18. People here are out of their minds