Almost, comrade

The zionist dogs manage to shock me every day, their evil is boundless.

This poor man was a hero, and one of him is worth their whole country.

Bit idea: it’s the Vampire Killer but it’s made out of linen and there’s a little pillow at the end and you use it when you’re pillow fighting with the fellas

Francis if you excommunicate all the genocidaires I will immediately renounce atheism and become a Catholic, to the delight of my dear departed granny Edith (my great grandmother’s name changed to protect the innocent, AKA, me) (and the endless frustration of my evangelical mother who had a “prophetic vision” that I would one day return to Christianity, but who considers Catholics to be crypto pagans.)

Send his ass straight to hell Frankie

It’s important to note that to an American, they’re middle class almost completely irrespective of their circumstances. Single parent living in subsidized housing, working for near minimum wage? Middle class. Lower middle class, maybe, if we’re not feeling defensive. McMansion, dual income family with one doctor and one lawyer? Driving expensive European cars (one for each adult, plus one for the teenager), vacationing abroad yearly, middle class, maybe, maybe, upper middle class if they’re feeling embarrassed about their wealth.

Your family owns the only plumbing company in town and you have several houses a small fleet of vehicles and dozens of employees. Your surname is a local household name. The highschool gym is named after your grandpa. Sure you’re prosperous but upper class? Idk, I mean listen you have to go to work, sometimes, at the sinecure your dad got you at said plumbing company. Real rich people don’t have to pretend to work, right?

Everyone pretends to be middle class.

I feel like organ transplants are (and I know this isn’t 100% true, there are like, compatibility issues), kind of fungible.

Like if there are 1500 people waiting for X organ, and I donate mine, changing the number of people who get one from 1000 to 1001, then literally my organ saved whichever person got it, but without it they were getting the next available one anyways. At some point someone deserving would miss out if we all just decided not to donate and I don’t think that’s worth it.

Sorry if that’s not really clear, had an exhausting day (not bad, just tiring, took my kids to the non-doxxable family activity location, one of them is an infant) and I’m not exactly a philosopher on the best day.

I guess if I’m able to just guarantee that Cheney doesn’t get a heart at all that’s my preferred choice, but I feel like it’s more like “Cheney gets my heart and Susie gets Mark’s heart, and if I don’t donate Cheney gets Mark’s heart and Susie keeps waiting for another one and maybe dies waiting.”

Chris Thomas is best described as a little Julius Streicher and he’d do well to consider that before he continues his genocide apologia on the internet.

can see you have came here with your instance-issued portable public opinion influence brigade. will you bitch and moan again when you get defederated from another instance?

Look, I originally came in here to look at dunks on and then I saw it back in my feed with like, quadruple the number of comments it had when I originally saw it.

We’re not brigading just because we’re all in agreement that someone calling for regime change in some of the only countries and organizations who are resisting a modern Holocaust is a bad person undeserving of respect. I just wanted to read some Elon Musk hate and you decided to talk about how the Arabs should have their leaders chosen by the enlightened white Westerners.

Love to see a Westerner demanding regime change in Arab countries and calling other people imperialists.

Didn’t realize George W Bush was computer literate enough to use a reddit clone.

Why even be married if you hate your spouse like this?

Just get divorced. Completely unrelatable.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/matt-gaetz-s-ex-girlfriend-testifies-grand-jury-sex-trafficking-n1287352

God Save the Onion King

I am almost certain that they’re parodying liberals

Better to find out now than never I guess

look at that delicious plant

Given the cult she’s a member of thinks that their surfer bro leader is literally a God, I’m sure she’s more than comfortable with pedophiles

Tulsi Gabbard is a military intelligence officer in a psyops division, and a member of a far right, super racist and homophobic Hare Krishna splinter cult.

Gaetz is a pedophile and human trafficker which makes him a pretty bad person but I think they’re both so bad that it becomes hard to make a meaningful comparison.

Ty, haven’t gotten to any of the movies yet