We don’t think, we ponder.

P - Is it Pigpoopballs?

O - Is it Owl related?

N - Is it Neat?

D - Is Kissinger still Dead?

E - Is it Erotic?

R - Is it Rabidly supportive of Hillary Clinton? Because it really is her turn this sime!

Oh, this will be really bad when Rishi Sunak is in a position to legislate after the next election. I sure hope the Tories don’t use the significant leverage they will have to push for this.

“This shows that they support each other and help.”

Thank you mr Stoltenberg. I never would have been able to wrap my head around that secret hidden meaning of two countries signing a bilateral defense treaty without your much needed analysis and explanation.

If I take all 100 grey pills at once, does that mean I snore like a cartoon for 100 nights or do I get to be some kind of natural disaster?

This is a good idea.

The fuck does she mean “ideally the lord”? There are other options that are almost as good as the lord!? Don’t throw away the idea just because God hasn’t picked an absolute monarch, this cadre of witch doctors is actually very close to God, you won’t even notice the difference!

John Oliver is doing communist edging. The point is to get as near as possible to understanding the underlying systemic issues that are the actual cause of everything he looks at, without ever actually getting there.

My guess is he will be the kind of father that makes his kids really ask themselves later in life what he absolutely doesn’t want them to to.

What if instead of being attacked with hijacked planes the WTC had been struck by the wrath of Poseidon? Terrifying thought. Imagine how many more people would have been killed. We should tell the people who lived through 9/11 but would have been killed if they had faced the vengeance of the God of the oceans to be thankful to al Qaeda. It could have been so much worse.

If I know the way the Israeli military hands out titles, there is no way that dog was anything less than a lieutenant colonel. Not exactly a civilian target.

It’s a bit bad. This will not be evenly distributed. Without reading up on this I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and guess that the Azov freaks have access to all the electricity they need, while the Romani minority are probably not too high on the priority list.

I hope she Pokémon GOes missing like Agatha Christie and then shows back up with 11 days unaccounted for. That would make the internet a fun place for a while.

Hey! That’s official Hexbear merch, she can’t sell that!

Wait, what does “near perfectly” mean? It sometimes just fucks up and arrives at the wrong answer?

“It is possible to kill children legally” belongs in the newspaper. It should in fact be the headline.

But what if they drop the testicles and they roll away and one of their 4-year-old colonels gets distracted chasing them and runs into traffic? Not so funny then, eh?

Why would you put the child back in your mouth and attempt to chew it!?

Is it because you are a Jew as written by a 13th century Christian and are therefore operating on a “see a child, eat a child” system?

Are there still new people going over!? IThere was a rush of people in the beginning who just did not understand what air superiority meant, but my video game-addled brain assumed that any current volunteers would have found their audio logs conveniently scattered on the way there.

The biggest surprise for me is that Poland is green. I did not expect them to be, but apparently they recognized Palestine back in 1988 and none of their weird right wing governments ever retracted that.

If I’m allowed a bit of optimism here, do you guys realize that we are actually on the side of public opinion? There is some real hope in that.