No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

Spanish would never pull this BS on you.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Nah, but that tube is a little lowered, enough to make a difference.

They’ve spent it all on patriotism

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

Imagine if hospitals used this logic with patients…

I will just leave these here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dustman

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duplicate-tabs-closer

Ah, it’s green(ish) again

It’s not about kids being stupid.

Morgan’s 10-year-old son was holding the racquet when the accident occurred. He reportedly asked his father "how we could ever be happy again,” according to the pastor’s blog.

A 10 year old talking like that? So much BS?

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

Half a year ago someone posted this image on Lemmy. I jokingly commented “Let’s commit self-deletions” (verbatim)

Well, comment removed with the reason “Encouraging suicide”. Yeah, that’s how far up their asses some mods have a stick. And probably some shit-ass users who may have reported the comment.

And I can assure you I fist-hand relate to what I joked about.

The METALCHAD

I once converted the PDF menu to images and uploaded the images to Google Maps.

Too late for that, that’s the problem.

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