No can doozle

It’s absolutely true, my friend. Only takes a minute.

They just wanna scare you out of cancelling.

Make it three, call it The Ellipsis

I’m not even a vegetarian and I’ve heard way more fellow meat eaters fucking constantly bitching about vegans than I’ve ever heard vegans being annoying about it.

Just feels like whiny baby bullshit honestly.

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tickle my fanny

Y’all use the US or the UK version of that word?

How many ai “improvements” do you think are based on ideas generated by ai at this point?

The answer is definitely not zero. Which is pretty fuckin weird, the more I think about it.

And misogyny conditions to believe that all women are victims. They really aren’t separate forces, they work together.

Eerybody needs feminism.

Republicans show up and taste the toilet seat. They claim they can tell the difference.

I can’t tell if this post is anti-library or what

Like after the holocaust?

*Cannibalism fetishist

I get that is not a meaningful distinction for some people, but it’s a pretty huge one lmao

He wasn’t actually eating anyone (as far as we know) just jerking off and writing fanfiction about it or whatever.

Also accused of rape & physical abuse, which is a way bigger deal, but less attention grabbing

Presumably it cuts off at the moment your daddy’s balls manufacture the sperm cell, which would be a bit beforehand. But you still get all the memories of him at 13, furiously hogging the jergens in the bathroom while thinking about his cousin’s nip slip at Easter dinner or whatever.

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Playing hide and seek with kids when you just want a moments peace, picking up a throw pillow off the couch and looking under that, “gosh I just can’t find a single kid and I’m looking so hard”

Pretrol can still get you pregnant

Generic memory. He lifted it straight from Dune specifically, though it’s a common enough trope.

In Dune some have access to their parents’ memories up to the point of conception. At one point Paul is talking to his mother in real life and has his mother in his head at the same time.

You know who was never ever called r-??? The kids with learning disabilities.

The x key on my keyboard just flew off into the sun, I pressed it so hard.

Oh I just watched an episode of fuckin Columbo where the titular detective encouraged a beat cop to make an illegal search, and if it was a problem he would “get a warrant later.”

And that’s every single cop show. That’s so much scarier to me. That the common, every day, “likeable” “good guy” cop characters are constantly violating suspects’ rights, and it’s always presented as justified.

It’s so common and consistent that I think a lot of people just think of it as being part of a cop’s job, and that “rights” are in opposition to justice rather than a part of it. Including a lot of cops. It’s really fucked.

Next fill a bunch of trash cans with cheap gas, haul it around with you and sell it door to door as a distraction while your friend is switching the signs. Wild card, bitches!