Coppaganda for kids

Throw the cage in the ocean once they’re locked in. Neptune requires the sacrifice of more oligarchs

I bet you could pilot a submarine to the bottom of the ocean with that

Sun’s day, Moon’s day, Thew’s day, Woden’s day, Thor’s day, Freya’s day, Saturn’s day

Corn pop is coming for ya. He’s a bad dude

Don’t use edge. Problem solved

If you’ve got a nice collection of scotch, get a bottle of Drambuie (also technically scotch) to make the classic “Rusty Nail.” You’ll upset the scotch purists but delight your pallet

Recently I’ve been all about the “Boulevardier.” It’s an adaptation of a Negroni. My preferred blend: Campari, Carpano Antiqua sweet vermouth, Rebel Bourbon and a splash of club soda over ice. A couple cherries or an orange twist if I’m feeling fancy.

Send in the whales