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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • What, you don’t like smoothbrained out-of-touch takes about an entire generation based on the transparent dictate of global property holdings companies?

    Old Souls in Young Bodies™ my ass. People are going low-tech to escape pervasive panopticon and the endless stream of fake fucking people and conspiracy peddlers.

    Any time I read these broad-brush generation articles, I have to hold my eyes still to avoid setting my skull on fire with frictive heating.








  • I can’t wait to overhear people sharing conspiracies about it, like they did with Tim Hortons and nicotine-lined coffee cups.

    “The government is printing circuits in the warning messages so they can spy on you while you talk during your smoke break!”
    “I heard it’s full of chemicals to make you compliant!”
    “I bet the only reason you really get cancer from these is because of the ink!”