I have literally never thought about cats with laser eyes, you’ve got a good imagination on you.

I watched the debate and when I opened this video I was kind of surprised that I didn’t even remember this moment. I went and found his full answer, and now I do remember it. I turned to my wife after he finished this line and told her that I am incapable of focusing through an entire fifteen-second sentence if he backtracks and corrects himself so many times that it turns into a forty-second sentence.

I wonder how many other viewers missed how spectacularly awful the second half of this response was because the first half was bad enough to stop paying attention before it got worse.

Also, I’m not even convinced he was finished speaking when the moderator said “Thank you President Biden”, was the guy just putting him out of his misery?

10:17 PM ET

TIL it takes about 75 minutes to get an article written and published from scratch.

If he does another debate and manages to look like he knows what year it is, I think this excuse will land decently with a lot of people, but if he avoids the next debate or conveniently gets another cold then keeping him as the nominee is admitting the party does not actually care about winning the election.

Does anyone have this video with subtitles?

For centuries, humanity has worked towards building an AI that will understand all of physics. Now, upon completion, we have learned that the key lies in the idea of “four simultaneous 24-hour days”.

This is my new screenplay idea.

It took me a minute as well but I’m pretty sure it’s meant as “It will take more than that to break our spirit” and not “We’ll need to try harder”.

then elon musk walks in and is declared saviour of mankind as shitty country music plays

Snuck that in right at the end. I couldn’t get through the video the first time I opened it, but this line convinced me to watch the rest. When it was winding down I started feeling pretty irritated that I got tricked into watching the rest of the video.

Are we expecting Musk to have regular cameos and shit and proudly claim that he’s closely involved with the show, only to distance himself once it starts becoming apparent that everyone hates the cartoon?

if someone tries the attack helicopter shit

Oh cool! I kind of figured, but I didn’t want to assume. You do really come across as something straight off the Boeing production line.

TBH I’ve always wondered if there could be an effective bit centered around reclaiming attack helicopter. (Will delete/not argue with mod removal if this is in poor taste.)

As a certified idiot I’m kind of embarrassed to ask this, but what is the subtlety I’m missing that differentiates this bit from the one joke?

Yes, Petty-Cake is also from 3.

He’s only in ykw3, but I absolutely love Sighborg Y. I love how you just randomly find them and have no idea what’s going on, the voiceover where there’s a random announcer asking IS THAT THE REAL SIGHBORG Y???, the suspense until he says IT’S A FAKE SIGHBORG Y!, the complete lack of explanation for what the hell Sighborg Y is or why there would be imposters or why you should even care, the fact that he inexplicably gets his own tribe while the other 700 yo-kai are split up pretty evenly through the other tribes, the fact that the only thing useful about him is that his soultimate will turn the yo-kai it hits into other sighborgs, making them just as useless as he is. All of it, it’s great.

Psychic Specters was more or less an improved, more polished version of ykw2. I never played it specifically, but I played Fleshy Souls, which was the first version of 2. I’ve played 3 a lot more though.

I love the idea of getting video calls from your pets. Imagine being in a meeting and you’re like “Hang on guys, I gotta take this” and you get in an argument over the birdseed quality or something.

As someone who does not click the links to read the articles, I literally did not realize that Fat Joe is an actual person and not an imagined marijuana-friendly persona of Joe Biden until I read this comment.

Holy shit I had no idea politifact was that awful. The video quite obviously went viral for that brief moment where it seems like the “single word” is complete gibberish. I’m capable of imagining a person who doesn’t find that very funny (that person I’ve imagined is wrong btw), but it’s very hard for me to imagine a person who can actually watch the video and think it’s going viral for a different reason. The only place you can pause that video before he gets to the word “possibilities” that could possibly be interpreted as him having completed his thought is immediately after the gibberish, which they explicitly state is not where the post in question ends.

It’s not that I doubted the many people who have said politifact is bad, but I always figured that being bad would involve more sleight of hand than just assuming their readers aren’t going to have seen the video in question. I was picturing something like refuting a claim by citing a reference to a source that most readers will find is too much effort to dig into, not relying on none of their readers having seen a very short clip they’re describing as viral.

This solution feels extremely forced.

I’m pretty dense and it took me a couple minutes to figure out what this meme was getting at, but now that I get it I love this image. Does anyone have the original image?