State run crypto gulag mine where the power is generated by human hamster wheels

And both were sold by the same company I’d bet

While us Claudia & Karina voters are laughing from the sidelines

He’s already like 87% of the way there

I would be more distracted by this sign in an office than my phone. Why does this superhero have a dress shirt and tie under his super shirt? Is the hand holding the phone coming out of the tie? Given that we can see the edges of the cape coming out from behind the 🚫 but nothing else, does that mean this person is a triple amputee super hero, missing their legs and right arm? The questions are endless

It’s never in the way you hope though

Cake-style biscuit

And on the side of the van is a painting of Lenin overlooking a moonlit sea with a Chinese Dragon flying overhead

Plus any communication with the executives of any business outside a televised hearing should carry the same penalties.

Part 1

America’s Next Top Hitler

It’s a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

If they’re not interested in being the Republican party, by heck we will just have to be the Republicans instead!

Just one?

I would do kind of a reverse Bill and Ted, where instead of collecting historical figures and bring them to the present, I would take my assembled crew farther into the past. I’m thinking I would pick up people like Marx, Lenin, Mao, you know, the fun crew, and bring them farther back to a time where we (I say we but honestly I would be about as much use as Bill or Ted with them) could avert the capitalist hellscape that exists today. As for when we would land I’m not quite sure, but I’m thinking if we could mobilize a people’s collective sometime during the 1000-1400 range we could prevent most of the tragedies that combining the Industrial Revolution with capitalism caused, and be in a much better position to either solve or even avoid the ecological and climatological (if that’s a real word) issues that face the modern world.

Since it says “19 million players” it might be including people who played it for free on Gamepass