wth are those, roosters?

omg is he actually this guy

oh memories of listening to this album with my new issue of adbusters

damn mouse retconned jizz

The opening was such a tease, made it seem like there actually might be some tension and consequences, but we can’t have any of that now can we

even though I kinda liked it overall the callbacks were all forced and unnecessary. the actual lore stuff was even done well, but the one liners and stuff were just jarring

The Oingo Boingo hit “N-Word Science”

Cower before my balsa wood air force

5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel, I think I’ve got how to move the knights backward in time but not across dimensions yet

I stumbled across the “dry bar” channel on youtube so I think it’d look like that, lot’s of rambling incoherent jokes about kids with pink hair and cop comedians

I remember really enjoying the first person view even if it was nearly unplayable

i got one that was just an ad on one side and lotto numbers on the other, felt like “fortune” cookie was a bit of a misnomer

and the submarine crew decendants in chinatown in fallout 2

I have no mouth but i must pucker

What song auto plays on her page

hell yeah, put it on a big dog shirt

this reads like copy for a 90’s/00’s cologne ad

I think he’s more like a fake policy creation like if you want to write a take so bad that it could hurt your career you just write it as “John Bolton”, like how directors used the name “Alan Smithee” for movies they didn’t want their names attached to.