Is this satire like the onion?

…getting a lot of buzz, much of it tentatively hopeful

Yes, everyone is “tentatively hopeful” about the guy who torpedoed twitter, losing 80% of value in only two years, and turned it into hub of misinformation and hate.

Surely the richest man in the world has priorities that align with America.

That’s a narrative!

Wow.

Hah, this checks out for me.

If we disallowed margin loans from brokerage accounts then the uber wealthy would be forced to pay more taxes. We can easily avoid impacting the middle class with marginal tax brackets.

Yes if they just surrendered all of their territory to Israeli settlers this whole thing could have been avoided! /s

Russia doesn’t need bots when they have so many “useful idiot” edge lords to create their strawman for them.

Tankies voting 3rd party in a fptp electoral system. When ignorance and russian propaganda meet.

I’m sure your point will be heard, though!

narrator: “it wasn’t”

I hear that but ‘‘witnesses’’ who don’t understand the process are bound to cry foul even when everything is running smoothly. We saw it in 2020.

I’m using a pixel 8 with graphene. If I try to use that gesture while browsing lemmy with the Sync app, for example, it just scrolls the feed back towards the top.

I only explain bc I’m hoping I’m using it incorrectly.

I use that but it only works from the home screen. If I use the gesture from an app it just interact with the app.

Ohhh I just assumed it was what my pixel 8 was using.

Seriously. I’m tired of blinding myself at night when trying to sleepily check my phone. The sensor on the back of my old pixel could also be used to pull down the notification shade which I can’t easily reach with one hand, now, since the screen is so large.

That makes sense. I’ve been using a bidet for years; there’s no going back!

I didn’t downvote it but it seems out of place for an article about people dumping cooking grease down the drain.

Are people wiping with grease now?

Found this from yesterday: https://phys.org/news/2024-10-fast-quantum-entanglement-scientists-attosecond.html

I needed a simple script to combine jpegs into a pdf. I tried to make a python script but it’s been years since I’ve programmed anything and I was intermediate at best. My script was riddled with errors and would not run. I asked chatgpt to write me the script and the second or third attempt worked great. The first two only failed because my prompts were bad, I had never used chatgpt before.

Subnautica is the scariest game I’ve ever played. Can’t wait for official co-op.

It’s an asterisk if you’re using the Sync app.

edit: just realized where this was posted. Disregard.

It means they’ve edited their post.

edit: check it out

Why/ how? There is an application process and disqualifying criteria for a security clearance. The suggestion is that if you can’t pass that process you should not be let in on any confidential information.