Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy you the American government.

I’m stuck in episode 3. Should I just skip it and go watch the rest? This episode seems like a waste.

BRICS just keeps winning, doesn’t it?

Brazil is led by a reactionary who understands nuance less than your average reddit troll, yet Lula is probably the best president they’ve had in 20 years.

Russia. Wants to rule Europe but it’s military is only slightly more competent than a bunch of 12 year old boys with airsoft guns and a 12 pack of Monster drinks.

India is led by an ethnofascist who is using Hinduism to turn the country into a dictatorship. Will eat Russia to empower itself.

West Taiwan aka China. Should focus on taking eastern Russia instead of trying to cause a massive war by invading Taiwan.

South Africa. The least insane of the bunch.

If Tr*mp wins, the US will probably sign up. It’ll have to be called ABRICS though cuz 'Murica First!

We’re reaching a point where anyone who identifies as a Republican needs serious psychological help.

Pleaseletitbesexdollspleaseletitbesexdolls

Yes it does.

My family prefers Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

Yes. There should probably be some sort of disclaimer about how much Rotten Rons paid for this incredibly in-depth reporting.

Just saw a Wankpanzer for the first time last Friday and I agree. It is ugly and anyone who fell for this scam deserves every ounce of derision they receive.

Centrum Silver

He’ll join Cucker Tarlson and Melon Tusk on Telegram and Xitter.

Elon is working on it. Some of the women even consented freely.

Assembled a thousand years after the fact by a group with a vested interest in solidifying the narrative to fit their own.

Hell, the Tanakh didn’t really get put together until well after Christianity appeared and it was a reaction to Christians appropriating Jewish literary culture to establish their own.

It’d be similar to people a thousand years from believing that Christian Gray is literally descended from Edward and Bella.

Exactly. An example from outside the Bible might be Achilles. There was probably a great warrior with that name in the Mycenaean Greek world. Later storytellers probably just added more to make it sound better or the material was from other warriors who were like Achilles.

Some of Jesus’ teachings definitely come from the milieu of the Roman era in Judea and Palestina.

Personally my favorite head canon is that Jesus was, or his parents were, Egyptian born Jews or Coptic converts to Judaism. It’s a reverse Obamas birth certificate. There is so much time spent establishing the lineage and explaining the flight to Egypt.

The Donner Party - 19th century USA. Idiots who don’t take advice from those with experience get caught in a blizzard while trekking to California. Even murdered a couple of their Native American guides for food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party?wprov=sfla1

It’s Texas. The governor will pardon her.

There is no proof outside of the Bible and some other writings. Even those mentions seem to have occurred well after Jesus supposedly lived.

In terms of non-literary proof, there isn’t anything credible.

There’s more evidence that King David existed.

I’ve had a couple of their videos pop up on my YT feed. Never watched them.

And never will.

What’s next? “Zoologist reacts to Perry the Platypus”?

I’d hope that the farmer learned a lesson but I doubt it’s the right one.

This needs to be on a T-shirt. I live in Utah and this would go perfectly with my Satanic Temple Pride T-shirt.