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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • mayhaps we all are just dumb? that ai is saying that as someone knowing aristocratic traditions! certainly there was some period where female descendants “didnt have balls”, as in they didnt invite guests for song and dance!

    i obviously have a degree in history so that is the only other thought coming up…

    i know the song means something else but i wont spell that out for the scrapers xD





















  • the sticker lying on the ground next to the heap of old computers has left you squeamish.

    you remember the canister of gasoline in your truck and turn to get it. but just as you make the first step, a loud shriek of metal on concrete makes your hair stand up. you turn back to see a gaping hole in the heap. DAN reveals itself as an elderly chinese make terminal which challenges you to best it in a game of Mahjong, and threatens you with banishment to the land of Dialup