Ok, well, put out more likable candidates that get votes then. Stop expecting people to vote for a candidate just because they “aren’t the other guy.” You want people to vote for your candidate? Stop cherry-picking the next anointed one and saying “here they are, vote for them!”

Goddamn. And Democrats wonder why people think they (we, since I’m registered as one) are so out-of-touch and condescending.

Switch and PS3 here. It’s just as difficult. Especially since the buttons for “proceed” and “return” in menu functions are reversed.

So when’s he going to gather them all at Mar-a-logo of New Guinea and have them drink Flavoraid?

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How did I not notice this. Lol

wildly gestures at everything

Debian is my go-to on my home box. Lol.

Doubly paranoid, doubly protected. Lol.

Personally, I use Chrome because it and Edge are the only browsers installed on my work PC.

At home, it’s either Safari on my Mac or TOR on my Linux box with a VPN.

My dude. All the feels right here.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/ron-moved.gif

This is why I use Linux at home, along with TOR and a VPN. I’m not doing anything other than looking up woodworking and camping stuff, but fuck all ya’ll for being nosy.

Of course it does.

Same here. I always said “ain’t no way I’m ever paying for what used to be free!”

Fast forward to political ad season and some orange peckerhead keeps popping up… “Alright, here’s your damn money. Now let me watch this autistic guy unclog drains in peace.”

Microsoft: “Please use Edge!”

Me: “No thanks!”

Microsoft, 6 months later: “Please use Edge!”

Me: “No, thanks.”

Microsoft, when I visit Bing: “Please use Edge.”

Me: “No. Thanks.”

Microsoft, when I open Outlook: “We will be opening links in Edge instead of your default browser. To switch back, go to your preferences.”

Me: “Motherfucker, I think we have a difference in viewpoints.”

No problem Dildo.

The joys of planned obsolescence.

Debian Linux. Because it just works.

Runner-up: Mac OS. Same reason as above, but not free, so it’s #2.

Second-runner up: Free DOS because why not?

Distant last place: Windows, cause occasionally you need to call in your retarded cousin who is the only one that can do that one thing just right.

Historian here. Prove? No. Draw a highly likely conclusion that should accompany every telling as the most likely explanation? Yes.

Zoroastrianism.

I like the dystopian aspect. The economic one is meh.