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I’m reading it in Smeagol’s voice now
I’m reading it in Smeagol’s voice now
Panic! At the Man-made Horrors Beyond My Comprehension
“I told you dawg” doesn’t feel as satisfying when the thing you were right about is a looming mass extinction
“I never thought leopards would bite MY face!”
We stan summer in this house. Love thunderstorms, hiking, and putting my fire pit to work.
The shin noodles are just so much better. I have yet to try black but I’m going to put that on my short list.
I’ve been trying different brands of ramen lately and had my first Buldak today, that shit is incredible. I can’t believe I’ve made it so far not knowing anything besides cup of noodles and basic Maruchan bricks.
Scrappy Don’t
American city planners would bulldoze all the vegetation to turn this into a 4 lane road with no sidewalks and a 50 mph speed limit.
Good thing those rarely happen while driving
Big unhinged suburban neighbor energy.
Schrodinger’s Chomsky
Thinking about all the cool things I could be doing with my life during my best years instead of wasting 40+ hours per week at the business factory so I don’t starve or go bankrupt after falling down the stairs
The lack of failsafes for critical infrastructure in this shithole is truly astounding. I really hope that Carrington Event 2.0 doesn’t occur in any of our lifetimes, but if it does, we as a society will pay dearly for the hubris of our overlords
Probably but it would either have to be a very small bong or you’d have to put a ridiculous amount of weed through it
I’m sure this is what the Dems are planning and hoping for at the moment, but to get to that stage they still have to win the election and therefore must have some confidence that the current ticket can beat Trump, which is the part that surprises me.
Obviously the reality is that those with enough power to do anything about the situation don’t really care who wins either way, it’s not like their lives will be negatively impacted by it.
Obviously there is zero chance this mummy makes it another four years, but I’m starting to lean towards a scenario where the Dems send him away to live on a farm before the convention. Grandpa’s brain has to be like 75% pudding at this point and Trump is going to take him for a walk, even if he’s far from his former power levels.
For a while I was really believing what seems to be the more popular leftist commentator prediction that Biden will somehow win in November despite how terrible of a candidate he is, but I don’t think he will survive five more months of this kind of exposure. The administration is doing a terrible job of hiding him from cameras.
I thought for a second that it was in slow motion as an artistic touch added to the video, but then I noticed that everyone else was moving normally and lost it lmao
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Fortunately I was unable to watch this tonight, the guy genuinely looks like he’s embalmed, or maybe like his skin was preserved and it’s been stretched over some nightmarish android.