Breakfast is the worst. Sausage, ham, pancakes, cereal, eggs, hash browns, or toast. Want a breakfast burrito? Take a normal burrito, add scrambled eggs. Want a breakfast sandwich? Swap out sliced bread with english muffin or bagel, optionally add an egg.

Screw that. I’m having leftover spaghetti for breakfast.

Outbursts of Everett True – Published November 2nd, 1922

(sorry, just liked the dumb rhyme 🥴)

they’ll make the transformation certifiable body horror

Away down south in the land of traitors, rattle snakes and alligators, right away! (right away!) come away! (come away!) right away! (right away!) come away (come away)

Potion Permit is about $7, but pretty fun. If you got $10 to spare, Ex Astris is a jrpg that’s pretty good.

Dumb idea: it feels bad being second class in things like retirement, empathy, and mental health, etc., right guys?

Well, that’s how our sisters on the other side feel about literally everything else. If we want to fight so hard for the few things us men lack, let’s use that same energy to fight for women too.

fellow ASDer: took me awhile to learn how to read subtext. Lots of practice and weird ideas. Now it’s almost automatic and I’ve forgotten what ideas I’ve used (remembered one, a " mental workbench"). Except now masking is my obsession and it feels like 60-70% of my brain is dedicated just to “decoding” everything I hear (i.e. figuring out unspoken intent) …

Yeah … I’d rather have just never learned this to begin with, haha … too exhausting …

fast forward a few years

“Assange is in critical condition after [near fatal car accident in bumfuck nowhere, mysteriously poisoned, ran off the road, etc.]. Although the incident seems quite suspicious, authorities have already ruled out assassination. If you question this, we will find you.”

I’m reminded of Rieri reminding her fans to take showers just before a concert

It’s one of those things I didn’t really think hard about. It’s more like, just the “feeling” I got from them XD.

Not even sure what causes it tbh

T is a strong, amazonian woman. t is a tomboy skater who likes competitive street boxing.

When I was a kid, every letter and number seemed to have a gender to me.

• Male: a, c, d, e, g, h, j, l, m, n, o, p, x, z, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 9
• Female: b, f, i, k, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, y, 3, 7, 8
• NB: 0

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Seems reasonable, yes, men are more likely to be aggressive / dangerous.

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…anyone wanna make a purplepilldebate community?