We have a suckhead that parks his delivery van on the middle of a cross over (we call it a zebra pad) everytime to deliver goods to our local flower shop. So I tell him he is unlawfully parked, he says I shouldn’t worry, it is just for a minute. I tell him it takes only a second for a pedestrian to get hurt. He didn’t care the slightest bit.

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Child labor was half assed abolished around that time in the Netherlands, but at 12 your ass was still kicked into factory labor, farms or the mines here in South Limburg.

Wooden shoes…must be a Dutch boy.

He was casual about it too as if it was a normal thing to do.

Being ill. We where invited for a dinner for the first time at my best friends mom tonight, but only my wife can go. It sucks.

I got some bad stomach inflammation that hurts like a mf. Also I have new medication for my asthma that has side effects, so great combination.

Ah well, Disney also skipped over the whole incest part, Zeus and Hera…

Hera didn’t like Zeus sleeping around at all, certainly not having a child (Hercules) with Alcmene. So she drove Hercules into madness and Heracles killed his wife and children.

Great Disney material.

It’s always nice to see folks making people happy. Have a good one (Sheik) Yerbouti. ;)

Yeah, TIL.

Is that budget Burt Reynolds?

I looked that album up…jfc

After finishing his food, an old guy was cleaning his teeth with the laminated menu card

This is some quote from an ancient Greek right? Socrates, Pericles et cetera?

“I pity the fool”

Mr. Tit

Ah I see what you mean now.

My catholic grandma from my mothers side had 14 kids, my protestant grandma from my dads side 7. I have a huge family, my girlfriend’s family is jewish, and if you would bring them all together there will be some in a hospital lateron because a lot of them hate each other with a passion and not only for their religion.

It’s complicated. My mom is horrible and violent, my dad and his girlfriend alcoholics, my girlfriends father a raging racist, and her mom died when she was only 16 and she lost contact.

So it would be a few dear and close friends. Nobody else, certainly not any family would ever know.

Cool white beards.

Hihih, she would like that, she is from Portuguese descent and will hit them with the comfy chair.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

You are right, it wouldn’t add anything really to our relationship, being married has some minor benifits though and in our town we can do it for free.

The thing is I don’t have a drivers license, but thanks for the suggestion.