I wrangle code, draw pictures, and write things. You might find some of it here.

  • 3 Posts
  • 138 Comments
Joined 7 months ago
cake
Cake day: March 13th, 2024

help-circle









  • Follow up for this post from the other day.

    Our DSO now greenlit the stupid Copilot integration because “Microsoft said it’s okay” (of course they did), and he also was on some stupid AI convention yesterday and whatever fucking happened there, he’s become a complete AI bro and is now preaching the Gospel of Altman that everyone who’s not using AI will be obsolete in few years and we need to ADAPT OR DIE. It’s the exact same shit CEO is spewing.

    He wants an AI that handles data security breaches by itself. He also now writes emails with ChatGPT even though just a week ago he was hating on people who did that. I sat with my fucking mouth open in that meeting and people asked me whether I’m okay (I’m not).

    I need to get another job ASAP or I will go clinically insane.





  • Well, our company is trying really hard to make my whole department redundant at the moment.

    Some months ago our CEO went to Silicon Valley to “talk to some people”, although I have no idea what he really did there. We’re also from Europe and don’t even sell anything in the Americas, so that trip was really unusual. And ever since he came back, he’s been completely AI-brained, and here’s some things that happened since then:

    • an executive order to “integrate AI into all layers of our business”
    • replacing all our laptops with new Thinkpads because they are apparently better for AI and have a Copilot button
    • activating Copilot for MS Teams even though it’s 100% not GDPR-compliant
    • dumping tens of thousands of euros into MS Fabrics in the hopes that it will somehow vomit out useful data for marketing; it hasn’t vomited out ANYTHING so far

    Worst of all, though, our development department consists of two people including me, and the other guy mostly does organizational stuff so I am more or less alone responsible for the entirety of our production-critical code. We are understaffed and I am working on a project for which I was promised two juniors early next year … now however, I was being asked to evaluate whether we can do that with AI instead, and the hires have been shelved.

    And I don’t think I’m allowed to submit “lol no”.



  • I remember getting my first real computer (I had seen and occasionally played around with my aunt’s old Macintosh before and a neighbor’s kid had a C64) at some point in the early 90s. I think my father got it for work or something, can’t remember, but me, having had a Nintendo at home, was more interested in playing games. I asked my aunt if it’s the same as a Nintendo, meaning whether it also had Mario and stuff on it, and she told me, no, it’s better, because you can make your own games with it.

    So yeah, that was the moment I was hooked and I wanted to learn how to do that, which really wasn’t as easy as I thought it’d be because that machine, coming with some ancient version of MS DOS (or maybe IBM DOS, I really can’t remember) didn’t have any straightforward ways of guiding me through, nor did I have a good tutorial book or anything.

    It wasn’t until a while later that we got internet access at home (the computer had since been upgraded from DOS to Windows) and me discovering Usenet and online discussion groups that I really found useful information and discovered my love for programming (and other stuff, too, like comics and manga, and fan-fiction, lol). I never actually got around to making that game, though, because I was just toying around with doing basic math and getting stuff to print to the console, obviously. As you did, back in the day.

    I think another pivotal moment was when I first got my hands on an early version of Linux. That must’ve been the mid-to-late 90s, I think, and it was an image of SUSE Linux (now OpenSUSE) and I tried installing that on my computer – and holy shit, that was an experience, but I was hooked. Compared to DOS and Windows it was so much more fun because of all the stuff you could do with it. I tried all the stuff, went from SUSE to RedHat to Debian to Sorcerer (which I really liked), and finally to Gentoo just for the nerd cred. I’ve basically been running Linux ever since, with a brief Mac OS phase in-between when my grandma got me a used computer when I went to university which was one of the colorful Apple iBooks. I actually quite liked Mac OS for a while, especially early OS X, which seemed like a polished and very user-friendly UNIX with batteries included, but went back to Linux a few years later.

    These days I’m running Debian Stable though. Because even though I have nothing bad to say about Gentoo and learned a lot using it over the years, I just want my shit to work without getting my hands dirty too much (and my tinkering time goes into Emacs anyway).


  • Am I understanding this right: this app takes a picture of your ID card or passport and the feeds it to some ML algorithm to figure out whether the document is real plus some additional stuff like address verification?

    Depending on where you’re located, you might try and file a GDPR complaint against this. I’m not a lawyer but I work with the DSO for our company and routinely piss off people by raising concerns about whatever stupid tool marketing or BI tried to implement without asking anyone, and I think unless you work somewhere that falls under one of the exceptions for GDPR art. 5 §1 you have a pretty good case there because that request seems definitely excessive and not strictly necessary.