…now that looks like a fine place to celebrate my hundred-and-eleventh birthday…

…can i reposition my taskbar?..no?..then it’s not the f*cking same…

…they can’t just casually mention the alan-lee-designed elven throne set at its head and not show it!..

…excuse me sir, do you know where they store the ragu?..

…green was so much easier on the eyes; i miss it…

DATUM RECEIVED. CONCLUSION: MUST DESTROY ABOMINUS AT ONCE.

…except he’s the worst attorney…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGczXkknl80

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…they’re pretty great but they’re also pretty plain…

…only if you’re an elf or have access to diamond dust worth at least one hundred gold pieces…

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…always there are two: a master and an apprentice…

…my dad wants to shake your hand…

…i won’t watch or read anything i have to create an account and log-in to view…

…they say we die four deaths: first with the end of our own life, second with the memories of those who knew us, third with tales forgotten by people we never knew, and finally as our mark on the world crumbles to dust…

trinkets sing on the desert wind behind here
where ghosts have laid their final claims to rest
of who they were and what they thought they’d stayed for
has crumbled in their last dusty caress
they were blind

…they have an ointment for that, now…

(i thought it was a tie fighter)

…if you’re specifically talking about modern malic-acid flavors, that technology wasn’t developed until the mid-seventies in east asia and wasn’t imported stateside until the early nineties, but it was an immediate hit and quickly swept through the domestic sour-candy market, with most brands offering ‘extreme’ variants of their existing products…

…i can’t recall any time when sour candy wasn’t a major product sector and a quick perusal of candy history essays shows it dating back nearly as long as manufactured candy has been a thing, with a history of sour preserved confections before that…