Neither is reality apparently.

Yeah, and history shows that “structural relief” is going to be a small fine.

Oooh. Someone’s getting a 0.001% fine to continue business as usual. Juicy.

I’m sure Blackwater is ready and willing.

Done, how much we going in for?

They’ll just shut down the schools

Problem is that the Republicans don’t negotiate with the Democrats so they have nothing to vote for. If they actually negotiated in good faith there would probably already be a bill passed by about 70 percent of the house.

The first half hour shouldn’t be free either.

The best stroke, a tremendous stroke!!

Lose Elon, Gain Respect.

It would probably be the stroke suffering Trump.

He’ll close Tesla completely before he allows this. So win win

Vulture Capitalism, the C level and board are somehow sucking all the money out of the company before they bounce.

It’s really more American Civil War 2 they want.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is a time honored Democratic tradition.

“Male students’ hair must not extend below the top of a t-shirt collar or be gathered or worn in a style that would allow the hair to extend below the top of a t-shirt collar, below the eyebrows, or below the ear lobes when let down.”

Ah, I see now… still they can suck 87 dicks with a dress code like that. “You can’t look how you want when not here either?”. Fuck that.

The code states that “male students’ hair will not extend, at any time, below the eyebrows or below the ear lobes,” CNN previously reported.

I’m confused how does this not conform to those guidelines?

Am I out of touch?

No surely one more pizza party will turn this around.

Yes, because HE is the problem… Not the sitting Congressman giving a handjob in public.

allegedly pushed an arresting officer.

Liars.