My foster cat, fed, petted and played with, still decided to watch me scrolling and occasionally typing or clicking instead of the busy highway that she could stare at instead. To her, I’m the best thing on. Foster if you can.

Have you read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future? I showed it to somebody who left religion decades earlier and could see what a gut punch it still was. I think he had basically substituted indefinite space exploration for heaven and finding out that even that’s not an option was like losing faith a second time.

The best breakfast potatoes start off as baked potatoes. Bake 'em, wait up to overnight, chop them up and prepare with the onions and spices and what-have-you. If you still want to have them baked-style, go nuts.

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That genuinely made my day.

Drinking out of cups. Being a Hierophant.

Hit me

I went to the totality zone of the solar eclipse and people were giving their little kids the lunar eclipse explanation, saying the earth’s shadow was going to cover the moon. People who deliberately came to the event where what was going on was explained countless times got it that wrong. People back then were just as smart as us; not very. The only reason there weren’t freak-outs of historical importance is that the whole thing is over before you can organize a cult around it.

Watching All Quiet on the Western Front (1979) in history class. Since Vietnam, war coverage in the US has been heavily censored, often to the point where we’re just given casualty figures. I don’t know how other people process those figures, but their reactions seem to me like they aren’t processing them at all. The words are spoken, the number displayed on the screen and the audience waits for sports and the weather. To me, it’s that number times some nightmare-fuel death from that movie.

After school came 9/11, then the Iraq invasion, then the '04 election where the democrats put up Kerry, who had voted for the war. I could vote for an instigator of that unfathomable amount of suffering or for an enabler. I wish I had just written off democrats then instead of falling for Bernie years later.

Knowing more than 3 flags is nerdery to a chud. Even if one realized what flag you were carrying, they’d have to weigh the possibility of getting punched and being told to “shut up, nerd” after announcing it. I think you’d stand a good chance of going home safely.

Are there more specific rumors as to the investigations out there that the times isn’t printing? I feel like I just finished an episode and have to contend with the post-episode thread for a week.

If Journey’s worst offense is looking uncool, that puts them ahead of most classic rock bands. Also now have Wheel in the Sky playing in my head and about to play it out loud, thanks (seriously).

Oh. Well then gimme a six-pack of Duff and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Mothra vs. Shadow of Mothra

It really seems like it’s dying out. Or at least isn’t attracting any newer Tom Cruises. Like look where we are, on a thread where the maybe-scientologist’s name requires elaboration because most people aren’t familiar.

Barron goes, an action movie to rescue him ensues, but when they get to him, he sides with his new drug buddies, so . . .

Still inaccurate – 1.7% of GSW patients are there for GSW to the penis (GSWP). By only considering patients, there’s a bias against GSWs where treatment was not sought. If a bullet grazes my shoulder while I was doing something I don’t want known to everybody, I might try to treat it at home. GSWP? I’m going to see a doctor, a real doctor, not somebody’s cousin who almost finished nursing training, an actual doctor, so the second wound ends up in the numerator and denominator while the first contributes to neither.

Moonfall. Started it on a plane 10 minutes too late to see the whole thing, came home and immediately pirated it to get closure on that garbage.

Wouldn’t that be great, too? Five-base baseball with no commercials, a new World Series where the name isn’t a joke and they keep the name because what’s the imperial core doing to do about it?

Descartes got cartesian coordinates named after him for plotting (x,y). They tell your fifth grader to do this and he got world-famous for it.