gboard is the the one that I ended up settling on after Swype went belly up. it’s not the greatest, but it’s better than whatever else I’ve been able to find.

they don’t even make the drink mix for it anymore. if I want to buy it I have to pay full price. in college, 50/50 blue Powerade and Sprite was my go-to

hemorrhoid pillow

blue Powerade is the king of Ades.

yeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million

I would steal it from the train when I was homeless

it is legitimately better than having a real job though. I absolutely hate working for myself but working for somebody else is even worse

New England boiled dinner. not the biggest fan of the cabbage, but it’s my favorite way to eat carrots, and the potatoes combined with fatty corned beef is just fucking heavenly. takes at least an entire day to cook if not more

this wasn’t even something that I was usually particularly good at, I just happened to be doing everything right for like one game. I understood why they thought I was cheating, I was winning one-on-one duels in small rooms against guys who had like mp44s with a single headshot

when I was about 16 during an online match of Medal of Honor Allied Assault, I was so dialed-in with the bolt-action rifle that I got kicked for cheating.

i dunno, beanie babies?

what’s this?

Winifred Doane found an obese fly back in the '80s

is Charlie the Unicorn on there

just show them the photos of American chips in their own weapons?

does anybody even sell digital movies that you can download anymore? I thought they were all streaming sites now that you lose access to your content when they lose the license

can he do it with someone other than Jonah please

it usually means they’ve been having a problem with people using stolen credit cards

yoooo