I am the journeyer from the valley of the dead Sega consoles. With the blessings of Sega Saturn, the gaming system of destruction, I am the Scout of Silence… Sailor Saturn.

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  • I’m pretty sure it’s impossible for a TV show called Cadillacs and Dinosaurs to suck even if they tried.

    Like here look at me trying to come up with a bad episode idea

    Two people out for a picnic on the mesa. They are eating their sandwiches when suddenly one of them hears the distant but unmistakable sound of a dinosaur stampede. She thinks maybe it’ll be fine. The dinosaurs don’t tend to venture this far north. But they look and the stampede is heading right for them.

    To make matters worse their 1959 Cadillac Coupe de Ville’s is having trouble running due to an improper gasoline mixture (in an emergency they had to make their own gas from a dinosaur). They have no choice but to get some anti-dinosaur weapons out of the vehicle’s spacious trunk. They manage to fend off some of the dinosaur scouts with some pre-1994-ban assault rifles. But can they make it to the garage to warn them, and tune up their Cadillac, in time?