It happens, as documented in this classic video

I should have swapped the order of the last two so it really built up

Use this as an opportunity to set the tone for your campaign and introduce the players to the world. What sort of races/professions/attitudes are common? Have your initial NPCs representing them.

FYI it’s the other way round: cakes are not luxury items but chocolate biscuits are. Apparently they baked a cake-sized jaffa cake as part of their legal case!

Koromon is clearly a Digimon, totally unrelated!

They have to approve my bloody bag every single time!

I’m here to educate and disgust!

I also tried loading it on my laptop and it just stuck on the coloured horizontal lines

That’s what Winlator does, so probably!

Mate, wait til you find out that’s what the human bellend is hypothesised to have evolved for!

Aren’t they all?

That’s good to know! All I have to go on is the name, picture, and description, and it’s hard to say that they’re not trying to look a lot like Pokémon though!

I feel this has probably been free before but I can only find the Windows giveaway

You’ll need to go through the vetting procedure. Please state what you call a bread roll and if anyone disagrees then you can’t be in charge anymore.

My thoughts exactly, it’s much easier and cheaper to make your first game for PC

For once I’d like to see a headline where a sportsperson says “actually I’m not sure if I’m up to it”

Not if they keep picking sponsors who like a blue logo!

Seems to run fine on my phone

Actually you’re right, it runs but it doesn’t seem very playable!

I remember playing “Pandemic” as a flash game (or similar) many years ago. Plague Inc seemed to basically be the same game, and I think Pandemic the board game is completely unrelated. Not very helpful for your actual question, but I think it explains the search results.